Friday, 29 October 2004 - 8:28 PM EEST

xekinao apo to pleon pasifanes: misos anthropos gourouni= wayne rouney tis manchester. thelete na to deite exetazontas to onoma tou, rooney gourouney. Apo ton aniparkto laimo tou, apo to rodalo roz xroma pou exei, apo ta mikra matakia... i nyxta fisika anaferete sti vradia champions league stin opoia to sentoni exei polla asteria, pou kai afta parapempoun se nixta, tha anateilei poios allos? o ilios, o wayne rooney. thorivos kravges otan o rooney kanei to hat-trick sto proto tou kiolas paixnidi sto champion league kai nai afto tou dinei lampsi osi kai afti tou iliou. kai gia ta ktinodi thiria akoustikan otan veger kai o triferos ALLA thiriodis stis diloseis tou Tierry Enrie miloun gia adikia kai gia ekdikisi eno kapoios allos prokalei mahes petontas pitses se opoion perna.

Friday, 29 October 2004 - 9:16 PM EEST

H PROFHTEIA PROANAGGELEI THN EPISTROFH TOY SOYM STON PANATHINAIKO.EINAI O ANTHROPOS-GOYROYNI KYRIOS GIA THN MEGALH TOY AGAPH GIA TA AGRIOGOYROYNA.ETSI LOIPON OTAN THA KANEI THN EMFANISH TOY STO GHPEDO THS LEOFOROY OLOI THA NOMIZOYN OTI BLEPOYN TON HLIO TOY PASOK KATHOS THA EINAI NTYMENOS STHN PRASINH FORMA TOY.POIOS EIPE OTI OI LAGOI DEN EIANI KTHNDOI THIRIA.SAS PARAPEMPO STOYS IPPOTES THS ELEEINHS TRAPEZHS(MONTI PITHON).THA SKYLIASEI O LAGOS MOLIS EPISTREPSEI O ANTHROPOS-GOYROYNI DIOTI DEN THA EXEI GINEI TO DIKO TOY GIA PROTH FORA.OSO GIA TIS MAXES STON OYRANO THA EINAI O LAGOS KAI OLOI OSOI THA KYNHGHTHOYN APO TON KOSMOS TOY PAO,TOSO POLY POY THA FTASOYN STO FEGGARI.
ME AGAPH ENAS THIMOMENOS PANATHINAIKOS KAI OXI BAZELOS
STAMATIS

Friday, 29 October 2004 - 11:54 PM EEST

Einai pasifanes oti h profitia anferetai stin AEK. -> Ti nyxta pou tha gyrisei o Makaros na xanaparei tin AEK kai to gourounisio prosopaki tou tha fwtisei ton KitrinoMauro ourano: h politia tha thrinei pou exei entaxei tin Enwsh sto arthro 44, oi krauges tha einai tou Granitsa gia agnosto logo, enw oi maxes ston ourano tha exoun proklithei logo twn ekpompwn tou Xardabela gia ta UFO. Se agnwsto xrono, apo ena kasetofwnaki poy tha exei topothetithei apo ton Papasimakopoulo sta grafeia tis Enwshs, tha akoustei h syzhthsh tou Demi me to Makaro kai tha bgoun sti fwra ta nea sxedia tou Dikefalou tou Bora kathws o afelis Papasimakopoulos pali mperdepse ta grafeia!

Saturday, 30 October 2004 - 11:25 AM EEST

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I?OA OOA OEIOAAEA EAE OCI IE???EA OI?O EA IIIEOI?I ?UO A?CEAI OI OUO, OCI EAOAIEUOC OAI I??AEC IIAAA. ?E?E EA OOAE?E OAI E??A??IO I? O?EA E?OAEEA (EAE ?AIOA ?U?EO EAEII) I EAEAO?CIIO ?I??I?IAIE?U?IO WAYNE ROONEY EAE EA OOAIAOCO?E OC EAI??C ?I??EA (?A??AEA OA ?A??AEA OA IA EAO?AI?I OA ?AEAOA) OCO O??O??I?OOEECO EIIA???EECO IIAAAO. IE IA??O OOII I??AII ?EIAE IE O?I???E?O OUI ??IO?AE?EUI OI? ?EA?E I?AEE EAE OI? OIE EAI??E IA EAOAIICOI?I OE ?EIAE A?OI OI OO?I???EI ??A?IA ?I? IE AEEIE E?I? I?AEA EAE OI I?IEI ??IO?AEI?I IA ?E??II?I OUIA?IIOAO OI? "A OOEEE, OOEEE ??????".
IE E?A???O OUI EOCIUAUI EC?EUI, A?I ?EIAE AEEI A?I OEO ??IAO?O AA?AAOEEA A??EE?O (!!!!!!!!) OUI GUNNERS, OI? OO?E: "O??? III AIE AI?E OI OI?A ?E?A IA OI ??OAIU OOI?O A???EI?O" E.E.?.....

Saturday, 30 October 2004 - 11:58 AM EEST

tha erthi flasia sta gourounia kai tha arxisoun na petane ston ourano otan anatili o ilios to vradi. auto tha ginei sti deutera parousia. ennoi oti tote tha einai diskolo na skotosoume ta zoa !!!

Saturday, 30 October 2004 - 11:52 PM EEST

EAOA??AO,I IEOIO AIE?U?IO-?I??I?IE ?EIAE O?OEEA I ?I??EI I ?I??I?I?U,I I?IEIO EAI?E AEA?EUO OI?O IAIOO?OO??EO?O IA O??II?I A?I OI OIAI OI?O,AEEA EAE IA EEI?E?IIOAE OI OA??EI OI?!
IE IA??O OOII I??AII ?EIAE OE?I??A C IA?C AIAI?OA OOII ?EE EAE OOI ?EAAEIOI,?EA OI ?IEIO EA ??EE?AOCO?E OOCI ??II?IC ?UC EAE ?IOIE ?EAAEIOE EA ?EIAE I ?IAO ?EE.
OA EC?EA ?I? E?EI?OOI?I IA IEEI?I ?EIAE A?AAEA C O?IIIEEEA AIAI?OA OOII ?EA?E I?AEE,OOII IEEA?? EAI EAE OOII O??IA?I ?EAOI??I,IOAI EA A??EI?I O? ?EAEA ?EA OCI ??IOOAOEA OI?O...

Monday, 1 November 2004 - 9:58 PM EET

Paidia ta pragmata theloun apli logkiki, k elaxisti gnwsi..
Prokeite gia to megalo mats.. Oi mouratoi adimetwpizoun tous Kakasximous FC. se mia anametrisi pou tha krinei polla(kuriws gia tin moda)
Einai oloi ekei, o Totti me ti saliara tou, o Becks, o Panucci alla k sto dipalo stratopedo ksexwrizoun megala onomata opws o Prosinetski, o Ivan Campo, o Tony adams k alloi?Simadiki einai i apousia twn protomastwrwn twn Kakasimwn(Gattuso, Kahn, Effenberg opou kaneis dn kserei ti exoun apoginei)
Referee tis anametrisis o Collina, pragma pou prokalese polles adidraseis tis takseis twn mouratwn giati thewroun ton Collina filika proskeimeno stin omada twn Kakasximwn fc. Giati arage? :D

Oi mouratoi exoun parei kefali? I niki diagrafete san lampsi ston orizoda k ena salaki ksefeugei apo to stoma tou arxigou twn mouratwn? Vevaia telika auti I lapmsi itan I adanaklasi tou provolea stin karafla tou Collina alla auto den ptoise ka8olou tous mouratous? Ospou ksafnika, apo to pou8ena emfanizete mia morfi, misos anthrwpos misos gourouni? Oloi amesws katalavainoun oti prokeite gia ton Wayne Gourooney k o panikos ksekina. O Gourooney seliniasmenos, peta 17 goal stous Mouratous kanodas ton Totti na tou trexoun ta salia apo tin ekpliksi?
Omws oi Mouratoi dn ka8odai me stavrwmena xeria.. Ksespa enas lussaleos polemos , o Totti ektoksevei xlepes pros pasa xatefthinsi, o becks klaiei petodas sundetires me ti sfedona-stringaki tou, enw o Gorooney dn masaei k kravgazei me mania? Tote oi Mouratoi apofasizoun na figoun (o totti epathe afudatwsi, o becks prepei na kotsarei ena trayler k o cassano doulevei se night club kanodas striptease, to panw meros omws mono) Episis o Collina eixe kanonisei kommotirio opote etsi k alliws dn eixe noima na sunexisoun..

Omws prin kala kala i an8rwpothta katalavei ti sunevei, ta ktinwdei thiria spane ti siwpi tous lunodas to mustirio !! O Stefan Effenberg, o Oli Kahn k o Gennaro Gattuso mesa sta PARASITA tis ekpobis fight club, dilwnoun ektasiasmenoi apo to neo asteri pou elapse sto pagosmio podosfairiko sterewma ton Wayne Gourooney? Malista xaraktiristiki itan i paremvasi tou Steffan Effenberg pou dilwse < o Wayne exei ta matia mou, eimai toso suginimenos.. ARG ARG OUG OUG > enw o filtatos Oli Kahn sublirwse < Exei to vlemma mou o bagasas OUG >

Thursday, 4 November 2004 - 10:07 PM EET

ma kai fysika anaferetai sthn megaloprepousa omada tou manchester pou oi filathloi tis skeutontai se liga xronia na kanoun tous stoixous autous umno gia thn agaphmenh tous omada.Ta thiria o dinosauros ferdinand,o dexis kai o kentrodexioaristeros Neville,o papagalos Nisterloi, o mauros panthiras louis saha kai fusika to akrivoplhromeno gourouni pou paizei kai mpala,opou polloi pou to blepoun lene kala ta gourounia arxisan na perpatane,Wayne hog Rooney.

Friday, 5 November 2004 - 10:04 PM EET

Htan 1h tou Septembrh tou 2004. Oi episthmones pou ergazontai sto stathmo ths Antarktikhs, meta apo sxedon 6 mhnes ths synexous polikhs nyxtas, nomisan oti epitelous o hlios aneteile. Den htan omws etsi: Apla tous eixe thampwsei to astro tou Wayne Rooney (anthropou-gourouniou), opoios eixe molis parei metagrafh gia th Manchester United. Ektos omws apo tous anthropous, ton hlio nomisan oti eidan kai ta ekatommyria twn aytokratorikwn pingouinwn ths Antarktikhs, oi opoioi ws gnwston einai vamenoi opadoi ths Manchester, kai hlpisan oti me th metagrafh ayth tha vgei epitelous h omada apo to skotadi kai to erevos (kati pou den egine...). Ektos omws apo to Notio Polo, h metagrafh eixe megalo antiktypo se ola ta mhkh kai plath ths ghs, kai idiws sth Ghraia Alviwna. Ekei eixame thoryvo kai krayges ston oyrano twn pollwn asterwn ths Chelsea, oi opoioi fovhthikan oti mporei na mh doun oute fetos protathlhma, enw epakolouthisan kai maxes (p.x. Murinho-Mutu). Telos ta kthnwdh (kai synama tryfera) thiria ths Arsenal (p.x. Cambell, Vieira) akousthkan na lene o enas ston allo: "Les me to Rooney na mas parei h Manchester ta proteia?", kai o allos na apanta: "Mpa, den to vlepw, edw exoun akoma tous Neville sthn omada..."